Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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