Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
