No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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