i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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