i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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