we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
And then he peed in my hair
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