On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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