Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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