yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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