just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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