I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
false alarm. still invincible.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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