Already got asked if we're dating
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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