I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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