I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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