DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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