Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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