You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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