How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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