Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm both gender and math confused
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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