what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I could fuck to npr.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
