Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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