He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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