I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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