we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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