: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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