Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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