you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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