he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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