Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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