im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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