watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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