It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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