They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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