They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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