Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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