I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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