Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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