Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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