I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
