I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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