He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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