I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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