I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
vagina is talking i cant
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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