I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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