Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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