my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You can't motorboat a personality
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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