I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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