Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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