Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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