Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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