It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
