Porn is love you can see.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
whose parrot is this?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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