The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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