did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He shit in the fireplace
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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