I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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