her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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