spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
3 2 1 whiskey
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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