This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
